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idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared
just squeezed all the water out of her like yall said in the replies and i put her back and shes still floating….maybe she just likes it up there
update: she sank to the bottom and stayed there for days and i thought this story was over until i WALKED OVER TO THE SINK JUST NOW
test: pet her, tell her she is a good moss ball
results: she sit
wild things about this post:
-the amount of porn bots mass reblogging this bc of the word ‘ball’
-the amount of people with extensive knowledge about native moss ball habitats and care coming out of the woodwork to reply to this post
-the amount of people endeared and riveted by her ongoing performance
You probably worked this out by now but, remember this?
Yeah…
Homeworld’s alive. I’m not sure how much of it, but the statues sure are–at least, the ones near extraction chambers.
Now I wanna take this a step further. “Extraction Chamber” eh? What’s that mean. Well my friends,
we got a sauna,
and a hot tub;
So, sweat. They’re extracting sweat. Yellow and Blue Diamond don’t have healing tears, or healing spit, like Pink and Steven, respectively. They have healing sweat. And it’s meticulously collected;
Idk why they have to sweat this stuff out, or what it actually is, but I can guess what happens to it once it goes down those drains and more importantly, what it’s used for;
Welp. I guess we know what the Gem injectors.. inject now.
So, so far we have sweat from Blue and Yellow,and tears from Pink.
wait
WAIT
WAIT
…BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS???
Is that why she’s WHITE Diamond?? Did she shed her color to give life to Yellow Blue and Pink? AND ITS ALL A PUN!!!???
